Whew, you have dog breath.

Or since they are Labs, “Oh boy am I ever hungry”

Not everything is black and white!

Yep, that DOES look infected . . .

Not nice to stick out your tongue to a friend. 

"Hers's licking at you kid."

Ok Sis, last call to qualify. Look sharp!

Hold on... let me get some envelopes and stamps.

I smell "bacon".

I just cleaned the litter box.

You do it next time.

"And  that's when after I was picked for the agency that I gave the others the tongue"