I just wanted to chime in and say thank you for using the word "sandwich" and not "sammich" or even worse, "sammie." I don't know why grown adults want not only to imitate a preschooler, but then even make it worse by morphing it into a diminutive nickname. We don't go around talking about pasghetti, do we? At least not since we were four.
Sorry for the small tirade, but it's fingernails-on-a-chalkboard to me.
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