Kristin,
I thought I had searched here before prior to wandering around the Internet.
I definitely try here first as AFAIK, there isn't any other site that comes close to the knowledge base here.
Figuring I must have had a senior moment, I just tried searching for spatchcock again, and the only four results I got were for this thread.
Perhaps my browser/computer is causing problems (in addition to my personal whoopses)....