You all know who this apply to Just saying

In that case, I should have a stack of cards and presents at the front door by sunrise.   

Does this also recognize the grey follically challenged individuals?

Not me. I don't have any. 

 I qualify as having met all 3 of the described criteria.

I am 58 and have very few gray hairs.
My dad before he passed said I was dying my hair.
But, I must say I fit the grumpy part.

I am 58 and have very few gray hairs.
But, I must say I fit the grumpy part.

Same here although the hair is a little thinner on top these days

Be grateful for gray hair...without it you would be BALD!

Bald is beautiful!

Bald is beautiful!

You know what they say about bald guys.   "If you're bald in the front, you're a thinker, if you're bald in the back, you're sexy, if you're bald all over, you just think you're sexy"

That's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine. 

That's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine. 

Boy is that true. Of course I still have some lingering snow around the edges, however, there is still hot hot fire in the furnace