She's the one.   

we need a like or an upvote feature on this site, otherwise my wife is going to see this and kill me. 

we need a like or an upvote feature on this site, otherwise my wife is going to see this and kill me.

I've thought of that too (the "like" part).  Should just be something that needs to be enabled.  It's on another forum running same software.
My wife won't kill me, I showed it to her.  At least I don't think she will.

She's a keeper for sure.  I would've been wearing most if it.

Now I am not sure she is the one.  It all depends on whether or not she drinks any from the one in her mouth.  Lets be honest we do not want to send her back for more.  I mean these have to last at least until the seventh inning stretch.

Maybe the one in her mouth is for her and the other four are for you. 

Maybe the one in her mouth is for her and the other four are for you. 

No no I told her to bring me five

And here I was thinking it was a girl's night out away from hubbies 

Maybe the one in her mouth is for her and the other four are for you. 

No no I told her to bring me five

  

The places down here are short staffed so I've been ordering two beers at a time.  Five at a time may be a better idea.

That is about 20 minutes worth.