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Title: Coronavirus Humor
Post by: urnmor on April 02, 2020, 09:05:37 AM
I realize the coronavirus is very serious and deadly however I was always told lighter is the best medicine in tight situations.  so here are three cartoons. However i will not be offended if this post is removed.
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Post by: hughver on April 02, 2020, 10:39:03 AM
I love starting the day with a smile.  :)
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Post by: ylr on April 02, 2020, 11:14:37 AM
Don't try this at home...... (https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/30/astrophysicist-gets-magnets-stuck-up-nose-while-inventing-coronavirus-device?mod=article_inline) ::)
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Post by: urnmor on April 02, 2020, 02:17:21 PM
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You got to wonder  :)
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Post by: ofelles on April 02, 2020, 02:20:56 PM
 Now I know this is a serious situation that we face, but sometimes we can make a little light of things to relieve some stress & pressure. This is a nugget I found in describing safe distancing we should practice.

A description of a sneeze: “a short range semi ballistic emission of trajectories, importantly made of multiphase turbulent gas cloud (a puff) that entrains ambient air & traps & carries within clusters of droplets with a continuum of droplet sizes.”

Wow! When I go achoo that’s what happens?  Who woulda thought all that in a sneeze.
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Post by: SmokinHandyman on April 02, 2020, 03:04:56 PM
Thanks for the laugh!  :clap:
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Post by: LowSlowJoe on April 03, 2020, 01:22:49 PM
I honestly don't know if this woman was trying to truly be serious, or if she and her family are the greatest deadpan comedians alive.

( oh, and hey to all of you who haven't seen me around in a while )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uob0AuMZynY
Title: Re: Coronavirus Humor
Post by: Brushpopper on April 03, 2020, 02:36:33 PM
I honestly don't know if this woman was trying to truly be serious, or if she and her family are the greatest deadpan comedians alive.

( oh, and hey to all of you who haven't seen me around in a while )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uob0AuMZynY

Glad you're back LSJ and that was funny!  I think it's the dry humor of the folks from the British Isles, but it's not a bad idea.  Beats nothing I guess.
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Post by: LowSlowJoe on April 03, 2020, 03:04:56 PM
I particularly liked when they panned over to mom on the other couch. 
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Post by: Kristin Meredith on April 04, 2020, 09:15:09 AM
Saw this on a comment section today:

HEADLINES APRIL 23, 2057:

JOHN USES THE LAST ROLL OF TP THAT HIS PARENTS BOUGHT IN 2020!!!!
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Post by: cookingjnj on April 04, 2020, 10:32:01 AM
I am probably sure folks would definitely keep their distance from me walking around the supermarket with a thong over my face.  But not for a good reason.  Hahahaha.  Great clip!
Title: Re: Coronavirus Humor
Post by: urnmor on April 04, 2020, 07:14:12 PM
Two more
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Post by: Darwin on April 05, 2020, 10:37:12 PM
I saw this on a meme today.  First word changed to be polite

"Fn cat just asked me if I want the radio left on while he goes out!  Prick!!!"   :rotf:
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Post by: Kristin Meredith on April 06, 2020, 12:15:55 PM
They are all funny, but this one hit home!

"Still haven't decided where to go for Easter -- the Living Room or the Bedroom"!!! :pig:
Title: Re: Coronavirus Humor
Post by: Brushpopper on April 06, 2020, 01:03:31 PM
All of them great but this one got me the most:

"I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom."

I guess being from South Texas helps!
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Post by: Bob The Smoker on April 06, 2020, 03:40:39 PM
I never thought I would see the day that my hands consumed more alcohol than my mouth.
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Post by: Bentley on April 06, 2020, 03:45:05 PM
Another classic right there...
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Post by: Bar-B-Lew on April 06, 2020, 03:47:07 PM
Not sure if these are actually humorous or just, plain accurate:

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
 
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
 
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
 
Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom.
 
PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
 
I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone.
 
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
 
So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
 
Quarantine Day 9: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
 
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
 
Day 9 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
 
I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
 
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.

You must be on the same email distribution list as my buddy who sent this to me a few hours ago.
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Post by: GREG-B on April 06, 2020, 04:25:55 PM
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Post by: ofelles on April 06, 2020, 07:43:41 PM
Just found out the answer!

1 person coughs and 100 people xxxx their pants. = No TP in stores.
Title: Re: Coronavirus Humor
Post by: urnmor on April 07, 2020, 09:11:19 PM
Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
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Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!
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Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??
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Day 4 – 8:00 pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
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Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!
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Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear.
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Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
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Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”.
      You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal.  I have No clue how this place is still in business.
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Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.
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Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.
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>>> Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the xxxx do you want now?”
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Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
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Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.

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Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3–1.

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Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?   When is this going to end???
Title: Re: Coronavirus Humor
Post by: Gringo on April 08, 2020, 06:54:41 AM
This one made me laugh out loud.
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Post by: GREG-B on April 08, 2020, 11:49:05 AM
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Post by: Trooper on April 08, 2020, 12:32:15 PM
Technically speaking, it is now completely permissible to wear a mask and gloves into a bank.
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Post by: ofelles on April 08, 2020, 05:40:24 PM
Tropper  I don't think you will have any problem being first in line for that!
Title: Re: Coronavirus Humor
Post by: urnmor on April 10, 2020, 08:57:22 AM
So How will you end up?
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Post by: Bentley on April 10, 2020, 10:12:56 AM
I am already A,B,D & F, can't get C and am always E!
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Post by: Brushpopper on April 10, 2020, 10:28:08 AM
I'll be A, B, E and F.  We can't be C and I have a hard time getting D.  And E is almost here, but it comes and goes.  It was close to 90 yesterday and in the  mid-60's now.  Gotta love the Texas Springtime weather roller coaster.
Title: Re: Coronavirus Humor
Post by: urnmor on April 10, 2020, 09:50:29 PM
This just might be me if I stay home much longer
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Post by: TravlinMan on April 11, 2020, 07:33:27 AM
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Title: Re: Coronavirus Humor
Post by: SmokinHandyman on April 11, 2020, 02:57:30 PM
Our house got tped last night.
It is now worth $850,000
Title: Re: Coronavirus Humor
Post by: urnmor on April 12, 2020, 10:17:01 PM
so true
Title: Re: Coronavirus Humor
Post by: urnmor on April 13, 2020, 09:44:19 AM
Fortunately today I am going to be able to do something different than the past few days. I am going to sit in front of our sliding gas door and listen to the wind howl. Now how is that for mixing it up.
Title: Re: Coronavirus Humor
Post by: urnmor on April 13, 2020, 05:56:15 PM
for all the pets out there
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Post by: SmokinHandyman on April 13, 2020, 07:35:15 PM
Listening to Trump today
WHAT A JOKE!
Title: Re: Coronavirus Humor
Post by: urnmor on April 13, 2020, 08:02:30 PM
Listening to Trump today
WHAT A JOKE!

I know we all have our political opinions however I would ask that this thread be non political.
thanks
Title: Re: Coronavirus Humor
Post by: Kristin Meredith on April 14, 2020, 07:50:10 AM
Listening to Trump today
WHAT A JOKE!

I know we all have our political opinions however I would ask that this thread be non political.
thanks

Admin speaking -- yes, I agree.  We need to respect each other's points of view and realize making fun and/ or being derogatory of one side or the other is not appropriate in this thread or on this site.
Title: Re: Coronavirus Humor
Post by: Brushpopper on April 14, 2020, 01:00:19 PM
I'm ready for school to open back up or at least have the administrators go back.  I've had to move the washer, dryer, ice box and freezer to clean.  And the dining room table we seldom sit at to put a rug underneath, even though our floor is stained concrete and we can pull all the chairs out and clean under it.   >:(
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Post by: rdsbucks on April 14, 2020, 01:33:53 PM
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Mexican beer rebrands to avoid association with the Coronavirus.
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Post by: TravlinMan on April 14, 2020, 01:51:55 PM
Being from Michigan- these have a local 'flavor'.

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sorry about the last picture - a holdover from Christmas - not cats were actually harmed in finding this picture on the internet. :rotf:
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Post by: jdmessner on April 16, 2020, 07:32:25 AM
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Title: Re: Coronavirus Humor
Post by: urnmor on April 17, 2020, 09:15:21 AM
If we only new/

Users/JOHNMCLAUGHLIN/Desktop/Julie NolkeLivePlaylist (0)Mix (50+).webloc

I am not sure how to post this however if you are able to open it I think you will find it funny
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Post by: TravlinMan on April 17, 2020, 09:44:59 AM
New masks
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Post by: Brushpopper on April 17, 2020, 11:51:39 AM
Sure would smell good!
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Post by: cookingjnj on April 17, 2020, 03:49:54 PM
Cant see how that mask would be worn very long by most of us on this site.  Would be way too yummy!
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Post by: urnmor on April 20, 2020, 09:56:29 AM
How I currently feel
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Post by: okie smokie on April 20, 2020, 12:34:37 PM
DIY Face Mask Tutorial.  Outstanding :rotf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4c5eo_3-y0&feature=youtu.be
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Post by: hughver on April 20, 2020, 02:06:56 PM
Great video  :D
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Post by: Canadian John on April 20, 2020, 02:22:52 PM
DIY Face Mask Tutorial.  Outstanding :rotf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4c5eo_3-y0&feature=youtu.be
Where in the heck do you come up with these? At first I was sure it was a for real video. I hurt from laughing.
Title: Re: Coronavirus Humor
Post by: cookingjnj on April 20, 2020, 07:18:11 PM
Sometimes the only laugh I have during the day is reading this thread.  Thanks all!
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Post by: okie smokie on April 20, 2020, 10:06:13 PM
DIY Face Mask Tutorial.  Outstanding :rotf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4c5eo_3-y0&feature=youtu.be
Where in the heck do you come up with these? At first I was sure it was a for real video. I hurt from laughing.
Would you believe it was not phony but just a well intentioned help video that went sour?  Of course you would't. I think it deserves an award for casting, directing and production. Did you see her little boy peak around the corner when she was taking her shirt off, and carefully back out of sight.  Priceless!  :clap:
Title: Re: Coronavirus Humor
Post by: scdaf on April 22, 2020, 12:34:56 PM
Thank you so much for sharing the video.  Haven't laughed so hard since the Carol Burnett show left the air.  Should NOT have been wearing my glasses when I watched, it takes tooo long to get them dry.
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Post by: Hank D Thoreau on April 23, 2020, 11:55:59 AM
That was Stephanie Weir from MadTV fame.
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Post by: TravlinMan on April 25, 2020, 10:17:45 AM
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Post by: TravlinMan on April 25, 2020, 10:21:11 AM
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Post by: Bentley on April 25, 2020, 04:27:07 PM
I will eat the Vienna sausage, you can keep the Aspic!  Although I do like Head Cheese!
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Post by: urnmor on May 05, 2020, 04:15:18 PM
the latest on Coronavirus humor
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Post by: okie smokie on May 05, 2020, 07:44:00 PM
I'm waiting for my Killer Hornet stimulus check to arrive.
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Post by: urnmor on May 07, 2020, 08:52:58 AM
a few more
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Post by: TravlinMan on May 07, 2020, 05:19:03 PM
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Post by: urnmor on May 07, 2020, 08:09:48 PM
so true
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Post by: urnmor on May 09, 2020, 01:50:19 PM
https://twitter.com/w_terrence/status/1254851536125071363?s=20