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All Things Considered => General Discussion--Non food Related => Topic started by: yorkdude on July 28, 2020, 07:21:29 PM

Title: Sharing some humor
Post by: yorkdude on July 28, 2020, 07:21:29 PM

Tried to find the joke string to no avail so here we are.
Please feel free to move.

My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens.
He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.

I tried.

Title: Re: Sharing some humor
Post by: pmillen on July 28, 2020, 07:26:40 PM

That's the way you do it.  Otherwise he might have been in Dire Straits.

Title: Re: Sharing some humor
Post by: jdmessner on July 29, 2020, 12:47:01 PM

Quote from: pmillen on July 28, 2020, 07:26:40 PM

That's the way you do it.  Otherwise he might have been in Dire Straits.

Nice joke, great comeback!

However, I did hear that there was more to the story. Not long after that the poor farmer did end up in dire straits and died. At the funeral they asked if anyone had something to say. A friend stood up and said, "Plethora" and then sat down. The grieving widow then turned to the friend and said, "Thank you, what you said means a lot!" 

Title: Re: Sharing some humor
Post by: glitchy on July 29, 2020, 02:46:49 PM

 :help:

Title: Re: Sharing some humor
Post by: pmillen on July 29, 2020, 03:25:22 PM

Quote from: jdmessner on July 29, 2020, 12:47:01 PM

A friend stood up and said, "Plethora" and then sat down. The grieving widow then turned to the friend and said, "Thank you, what you said means a lot!"

 :rotf:

I'm adding that to my repertoire.  I probably won't credit you.  (You'll never know)

Title: Re: Sharing some humor
Post by: 02ebz06 on July 29, 2020, 04:56:21 PM

 :clap:

Title: Re: Sharing some humor
Post by: Fire708 on July 31, 2020, 10:07:53 AM

It should also be noted they had to build a fence around the cemetery to control the crowd,

People were dying to get in!