I apologize for this post in advance. Yesterday I was at a restaurant and they were getting ready to replace a counter. It prompted the ensuing conversation, which I think might also be appropriate in this instance.
If you are taking bids on different types of counters, does that mean you are looking for counter proposals?
If your measurements are exact but the top is made of alternative materials, would that make it counter-fit?
If installation doesn't go as planned and out of pure frustration you end up beating on it with a hammer, is that a counter attack?
If it just sits on a free standing base does that mean it is counter-balanced?
If someone spilled something in the back corner and it went unnoticed until it became all green and moldy and they ended up being reported to the health department because of it, would that be a counter-cultural issue?
It seems like we came up with a few more, but you get the idea. Not sure how long I will have to wait before they let me come back!!