The following article was in my local newspaper. I thought it was a hoot.
CHINA, Maine, Feb. 4 (UPI) -- Apparently every pig has his day, too...
Police officers in China, Maine, who were called to the scene of a reported assault last week found a male pig squealing with delight while having sex with five sows.
A woman called the police after she thought she heard a domestic dispute happening at a house that was separated from hers by woods. "The caller reported she heard screaming," according to the Maine State Police activity log.
Trooper Thomas Bureau spoke to the woman's neighbor and discovered that she raises pigs, the Kennebec Journal reported.
According to the police report, "The homeowner stated her male pig was screaming because he was in a pen with five other female pigs in heat" and there was no issue at the home "other than the screaming male pig."