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[triplebq]

I went out for Mexican food with a couple of coworkers a few years ago. One of them ordered enchiladas and the waiter, looking at me, asked him chicken or pollo? He thought about it for a minute then said chicken. My other friend ordered enchiladas and the waiter, looking at me again and obviously enjoying himself asked him, chicken or pollo? My friend thought about it for a minute then replied chicken.
We had a good laugh but I told them they definitely need to get out more

He should have asked could he have 1/2 chicken and 1/2 pollo 

[Conumdrum]

Soo, in 1981 Spain at the AF cafeteria we had contract cooks, many local folks that worked there.  One day a new kid, thinking he knew Spanish was in the food line and asked the server for 'Polla".  The cook said NO. We didn't say anything to the kid....

He asked again and again, the cook said NO.  When the kid had that mad look on his face the cook leaned up and whispered, "You want my xxxx?" LOLOLOL.  We then informed the freaked out kid chicken is Pollo, and in Spain polla is a slang for your swang. Something about wring the chicken neck I think.

HAHAA!  The kid could never look at that server guy right and the server guy winked at him for months.  Man that was fun!

[TechMOGogy]

I just bought a new 2018 suv.
36 hours after getting it we went to drive it and it had an error on the screen “hybrid system failure. Requires Service” and would not start!!
Dealer called and they picked it up. Called later and told me there are no errors or codes showing in the computer!
I made them send the info to the manufacture. Next day “no error, no codes, return it to the new owner”
That’s when I sent the picture of the error, with the date, time and GPS street name that I took with my iPhone.
Their own high tech vehicle did them in OBD2 codes or not!
A new new suv is now in my driveway