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Re: Jest
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2018, 08:57:24 PM »

I was looking at a Facebook posting of a guy who said he just got a new Traeger $290 out the door for his camper. He wanted to know if he got a good deal. I told him the price was OK but it was too bad he had to throw in the camper. The grill would have worked well with it! I don't think he found the humor in it.

It's kind of like the guy who got a grill for his wife. He sure misses her, but he's eating quite well.
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« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2018, 09:36:23 AM »

I was looking at a Facebook posting of a guy who said he just got a new Traeger $290 out the door for his camper. He wanted to know if he got a good deal. I told him the price was OK but it was too bad he had to throw in the camper. The grill would have worked well with it! I don't think he found the humor in it.

It's kind of like the guy who got a grill for his wife. He sure misses her, but he's eating quite well.
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Re: Jest
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2018, 09:43:39 AM »


 A Texas farmer was visiting a small farm in Vermont..  After being showed the farm, the Texas farmer said it takes me a whole day to drive around my ranch.. The Vermont farmer replied; Yea, I used to have a truck like that.
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Re: Jest
« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2018, 07:02:15 PM »

What do you call a 2 legged cow,.......lean beef
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« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2018, 10:23:42 AM »


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Re: Jest
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2018, 11:03:20 AM »

 I just remembered this: While finishing up a trade show in a large fairground, far from anything else, I needed to get to the airport pronto.  I stopped two men in a golf cart on their way by to ask about transportation. I was advised a taxi was the way to go. This

was the days before cell phones, so I asked them to "please call me a taxi". They looked at each other, then at me and said," OK, you're a taxi". I just didn't know what to do. Seconds later they smiled and said consider it done, as well as directing me to 

the pick-up point. What a relief.
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Re: Jest
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2018, 12:05:24 PM »

Since Easter is on April Fools Day this year I wonder if my kids would see the "Jest" if they found their foil wrapped chocolate eggs rewrapped over grapes? They are both in their 20s, but still expect an Easter basket each year.
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« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2018, 12:53:51 PM »

I just remembered this: While finishing up a trade show in a large fairground, far from anything else, I needed to get to the airport pronto.  I stopped two men in a golf cart on their way by to ask about transportation. I was advised a taxi was the way to go. This

was the days before cell phones, so I asked them to "please call me a taxi". They looked at each other, then at me and said," OK, you're a taxi". I just didn't know what to do. Seconds later they smiled and said consider it done, as well as directing me to 

the pick-up point. What a relief.

This one reminds me of the dad joke my dad used on me and now I use on my kids all the time:

Kids: "I'm hungry"
Dad: "Nice to meet you Hungry, I'm dad"
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