Everyone, THANK YOU so much!!
Everything you all said is true. I thought there was a ghost of a chance that like other forums (name your hobby. . . ) there would be those hardcore, dedicated fanboys. . .and the statement "it'll be better than anything you've ever bought at a store," immediately came to my mind as (probably maybe not). But it's true. I will never buy store bought bacon again. And this is my first recipe. This stuff is so good tonight's dinner, or breakfast (I love doing that), was satisfying for many reasons.
I'm a happy man. I was going to buy a food slicer, but there's no need. I'm OK with a knife. I'm thrilled with the prospect of "pick your own thickness." OK, I'm preaching to the choir.
Seriously, a heartfelt thanks to all that helped me. You guys rock.