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Canadian John

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You Know it's Cold When..
« on: February 01, 2019, 07:25:57 AM »

 The ice around the tailpipe of your car hasn't melted after driving for almost 3/4 HR..
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Re: You Know it's Cold When..
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2019, 08:34:24 AM »
When you have to thaw your deadbolt with a hair dryer.
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Re: You Know it's Cold When..
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2019, 08:39:31 AM »
..... your house ka..racks from the cold..

Your insulated windows have a frost coating - on the inside.

Your furnace seems to run a lot more.

Your utility company, (Consumers Energy here) is your best bud...   :(

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Re: You Know it's Cold When..
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2019, 09:14:19 AM »
When they have to quit delivering beer in Wisconsin.  :help: :help:
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Re: You Know it's Cold When..
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2019, 09:39:46 AM »
Quote from: WiPelletHead on February 01, 2019, 09:14:19 AM
When they have to quit delivering beer in Wisconsin.  :help: :help:

I always keep ample supply on hand in case there is such an issue.  And, I figure if power was lost due to cold, I could always put some outside to cool quickly. ;D
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Re: You Know it's Cold When..
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2019, 10:11:34 AM »
When the USPS calls off mail delivery!
When schools have been closed for three straight days!
When you consider it warm outside and the temperature is above 0 F!
When you don't feel like grilling!

Ha! Forecast for tomorrow in Lakeville, MN is 39 F above; 70 degrees warmer than our low 2 days ago. Yes I'm grilling this weekend!
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Re: You Know it's Cold When..
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2019, 10:43:08 AM »
If it wasn't you posting it I would not believe it!

Quote from: Canadian John on February 01, 2019, 07:25:57 AM

 The ice around the tailpipe of your car hasn't melted after driving for almost 3/4 HR..
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Re: You Know it's Cold When..
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2019, 02:24:31 PM »
When you have to drive a while to pound the flat spot out of your car's tires.

When you open the car door and the latch won't re-engage.

EDIT:  When your manual transmission won't shift.
« Last Edit: February 01, 2019, 02:26:07 PM by pmillen »
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Re: You Know it's Cold When..
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2019, 10:52:57 AM »
When dogs are frozen stuck to a fire hydrant
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Re: You Know it's Cold When..
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2019, 05:35:19 PM »
When your Jet controls on your Hot Tub freeze up!   :pig:
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Re: You Know it's Cold When..
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2019, 08:50:31 PM »
When the lights on your truck don't turn on for roughly 15 seconds after switching them on.  This actually happened to me in Michigan.  Frozen contacts in a relay is my guess.
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Re: You Know it's Cold When..
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2019, 08:19:27 AM »
Quote from: wilpark on February 05, 2019, 10:52:57 AM
When dogs are frozen stuck to a fire hydrant
Along the same lines as the movie, Christmas Story. Only it isn't the boy's tongue stuck to the flagpole.
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Re: You Know it's Cold When..
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2019, 05:14:06 PM »
When I don't need to run the AC in my car.  It's going to get all the way down to 54 tomorrow.  Brrrrrrr.
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Re: You Know it's Cold When..
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2019, 08:48:59 AM »
Quote from: GatorDave on February 14, 2019, 05:14:06 PM
When I don't need to run the AC in my car.  It's going to get all the way down to 54 tomorrow.  Brrrrrrr.
Want to trade places?
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Re: You Know it's Cold When..
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2019, 10:09:24 AM »
When the younger guys at work ask you to go snowboarding with them and you end up on a ski hill. (with ski's on :help:)

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