Maybe some of you have seen this -- it gave me a chuckle!
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light bulb ?
Border Collie -Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
Poodle --I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Golden Retriever --The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re worrying about a light bulb?
Dachshund --You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler --Make me.
Lab -- Oh, me, me, me! Puh-leeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh, can I? Huh, can I? Huh? Huh? Huh?
German Shepherd -- I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven’t missed any, and made just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Cocker Spaniel -- Why change it? I just pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman -- While it’s dark, I’ll sleep on the couch.
Pointer -- I see it. There it is! There it is! Right there!
Australian Shepherd -- First, let me get all the other light bulbs in a little circle.