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[Canadian John]

 I received a card with a wonderful photo of a basset hound on it..The caption below read:

 "Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend" 

[mowin]

Love my puppies.   Always happy to see you.

Cats, they own you.  Your there to please them, lol

[jdmessner]

Love my puppies.   Always happy to see you.

Cats, they own you.  Your there to please them, lol

That reminds me about what has been said about the difference between dogs and cats. You can feed a dog, take care of it, love and nurture it; the dog will look at you and think you are God. You can feed a cat, take care of it, love and nurture it; the cat will look at you and think it is God.

[SJeP]

I've had both dogs and cats.

From what I can tell, the only difference between a well-loved dog and a well-loved cat is how fast they wag their tail when they greet you as you walk in the door from a long day at work.

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[hughver]

Dogs have masters, cats have staff!

[Kristin Meredith]

The Dog’s Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat’s Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Dummies!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

[silverbullet]

^^ Good one Kristin^^

I have a cat who thinks its a Dog, Always greets me at the door, Greets me in the morning when I'm waking up, i can let it outside & is stays in the yard,

I was out on my lunch truck run this am & seen a doggie out in a rural street, Looked like he was left, He was soaking wet..... If i wasn't on a timed route, working, I would of stopped & checked him out. I went back there after work looking for him & was nowhere to be found. I even checked the local Humane shelter to see if he was picked up. Seems someone called him in as well.....Gonna keep checking the shelter the next few days.