You need to get that cat on the internet... probably give old Grumpy Cat a run for their money.
Haha. This isn't the internet? Just kidding. I know what you mean. We call him "can't get right". Believe it or not he cost 1000 dollars, and was supposed to be "show quality". We had him to the vet so much for issues in the first 6 months, they gave us half our money back. He needs special food for his stomach at 40 dollars a bag. He cant jump more than a couple feet. He wheezes constantly and leaks goop from his eyes and nose. He doesn't really clean himself like most cats. He stands in the shower while the water is running. And the list goes on. He gets so tangled up from the water, goop, and no cleaning that we have to have a groomer give him a "lion cut" as illustrated in the following picture.
A couple more for your viewing pleasure.